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 She Doesn't Exist << BACK 
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My name is Max, but you can call me Saxy.
My sweater's wooly, my lips are Carmexy.
Weekends are so much fun when I'm alone.
Give me a call, I'll be sitting by the phone.
(Yea, playing boggle!)
(Hey, boggle is cool!)
You can be my number one,
I'll be your number two.
(Dude, she's gonna dump you!)
(Harsh!)

Chorus
She doesn't exist. She's not on the list.
She isn't real. She's intangibeal.
I-n-t-a-n-g-i-b-e-a-l!

Baby, if you're alone on a Saturday night,
Come on down under the big bluelight.
You'll see a sticker on my heart
Marked exclusively for sale at your Brookfield Big Kmart
You'll like what you see without a doubt
So, come on down and I'll check you out!
(Yea, red vests are cool!)

Chorus

I haven't had a girlfriend in a while
And I really like your smile.
So if you go out with me,
I'll evem let you check out these pipes.
(Holy cripes!)

Chorus

Something's wrong
I shouldn't be singing this song
'Cause I have a girl
Unlike these losers
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